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Fart Must go on...


1...
2...
3.....And...go...
Durrr..phurr...shhhh..fusssssssphuuuuu...
phew !!!!!!
yes pass...
all the way polluting and passing unhealthy breeze..to be more precise
"Chodo Gandi hawa ka zhoka" and your job done!

Yes you all got it right... this art is called FARTtttttting....!!!!!
arrre wait a part of job is left...now to have to be an actor...yes...an actor..
Farting also gives you golden oopurtunity to show you acting skills..Look all around..the sniffing world is watching you..but only what you have to do is..Have big lo expression on ur face and a question mark on ur forehead....
kisne kiya??
koun hai jalim??
Try to give most digusting look remember you are in acting competition with other victims..
and feel relax..who knows you are the real culprit....
"Farter ko pakadna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai "

To make this moment more relieving,give a cunning smile no less than a devil from inside..hehehehuva....
And if you are the victim..
then..take my sympathies. Bcoz, its hard to rebel.
I bet,the most satisfactory thing you can do on the planet..is to fart and smile all the while from inside.
But to be maestro of this art you have to be alert...
So here are some of the farting tips from inbuilt experience :P

First is: make sure you are going for a noiseless fart.....
Remember the farting law of smell :
Less the noise more the smell,thus more people you can faint..and vice versa !
Note:Toh agar kam noise mai zada smell mile toh bhai bhala zada noise kyu kare..noiseless fart
na chode..(courtsey: Crapy Adds of washing Bars )

Second: make sure the gas you expelled, has properly reached to the nostrils of people around you..
afterall its your own gas creation,so you shud hv concern about it ....
if not then change the angle as per the requirement and go for next fart...
Note: Going for successive part is not making you lose anything other than some portion of gaseous mixture from your bowel,so dont be a Fart miser..and fart with the same feel as no one is watching....

Third and most important one: If your bowel is not working according to you.Or your bowels' given up and making some creepy sound.
Sometimes in the same tune as "Dhak Dhak karne laga :P" .(Sorry for snapping back this song).Then quickly call your mathematical brain out and Discharge the gas according to best possible calculated rate.
For eg : 5ppm gas per second with ___pascal pressure.Thus making it noiseless fart.
Note:If the calculated rate is correct, say BINGO.Bcoz you are the next Aryabhatta.

Future extension: For making your fart more smelly,have a proper diet.Eat more beans remember less green,Chana masala,Potatoes or any of such similar stuff which can challenge your digestive system.Combo pack of Burping with farting is similar as Malika with rakhi sawant.
Smile, laugh be happy, don't take everything in life too serious, remember its alright to fart, apparently we all do it on average 8 times a day. (This is called farting research :P)
You know what the---- Heights of guts :It is Farting on before your date.Have guts yar.Try it.
And I am not responsible for any future attyachar made on you.

Thats all ! Well This is being discussed by our cousins so much that I decided to Blog about it lol...
Feel free and Proud to fart.Its good for health.
keep farting.
Luv you all..Eat well,Fart well
And keep luving me..even if you find me farting sumwhere :P :P.
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