26 Letters and A Talkative Hand

I din't had any intention of updating my blog so soon. But Rain forced me to do it. Yes Its Raining heavily outside. Cool Breeze blowing. And I got tagged from somone so decided to do it right away 1)WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? NO 2) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When i was depressed, and there was absolutely no legitimate reason. Did that ever happen to anyone, cry for nothing, and when someone asks you why you crying, u say nothing, and feel really stupid.. Need to discuss more on that. 3) DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes i do, as a matter of fact, i have very legible writing. 4) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Anything Indian Veg. 5)DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope 6) IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Im vain, i love myself, so that would be yes.. 7) DO YOU USE A LOT OF SARCASM? Trying to consciously reduce. 8) DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Never got them removed, so not sure unless they left on their own. 9) WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Ughh, u got my stomac

Today i was feeling a bit unusual as i had an overdose of some serious impact of girls in my life...........i came up with a conclusion(its applies for me only, may be u all don't agree with this) that its a quite difficult to judge "girls"  One can never predict the various modes of behavior of girl................Whatever but i think this is true, as i have seen some of living female legends who made me to come up with this conclusion, so i would like to present before you people, wonderful incidents of one day today or tomorrow doesn't matter ...............................  You can never predict what she wants ??? Last night she sends you a sentimental SMS describing about the situation of herself like she is your girl and the next morning she comes to you and describe to you about the melancholy she is going through in the absence of her "EX"..........[EXISTING] :D, but you must never tell her whats cooking inside you as a aftermath of the sentimental S

Life hasn't been good since past few weeks....

Getting bugged. So, taking up this tag from Someone’s blog, just for the heck of it.   Here goes: A - Available: For friends and relatives, YES. ALL THE TIME. FOR A NICE, CHATTY WALK OR A LATE-EVENING SNACK OR SOME SUCH FUN THING, YES!!!! - Age: 25, but probably less than 18 by heart! - Annoyance: insincerity - Animal: doggies!! B - Beer: Yes - Birthday/Birthplace: 3rd March/Guwahati - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes - Best feeling in the world: Knowing that someone loves you with everything in them. Nothing can beat that! - Blind or Deaf: Deaf - Best weather: Spring - Been in Love: Yes - Been on stage?: Yes.. - Believe in yourself?: Yes. - Believe in life on other planets: Not sure. Might be, might not be. - Believe in miracles: Yes. - Believe in Magic: Nope. Not the man-made kind. - Believe in God: Yes. Most of the times. C- Car: Anything comfy will do. Not a big car freak. - Candy: Yes! But like chocolate better! - Color: Black, White, Blue. - Cried in school: Yes. - Chocolate/Vanil

1... 2... 3.....And...go... Durrr..phurr...shhhh..fusssssssphuuuuu... phew !!!!!! yes pass... all the way polluting and passing unhealthy breeze..to be more precise "Chodo Gandi hawa ka zhoka" and your job done! Yes you all got it right... this art is called FARTtttttting....!!!!! arrre wait a part of job is left...now to have to be an actor...yes...an actor.. Farting also gives you golden oopurtunity to show you acting skills..Look all around..the sniffing world is watching you..but only what you have to do is..Have big lo expression on ur face and a question mark on ur forehead.... kisne kiya?? koun hai jalim?? Try to give most digusting look remember you are in acting competition with other victims.. and feel relax..who knows you are the real culprit.... "Farter ko pakadna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai " To make this moment more relieving,give a cunning smile no less than a devil from inside..hehehehuva.... And if you are the victim.. then..take my sympathies. B

On 5th May, We had a great party at home to celebrate my sister's birthday. There were around 30 odd guests, all family members, actually the younger lot of our family. Bhaiya,Bhabhi,di, Jiju and their kids. It was fun, Family affairs are always fun. We chatted about old times - the way we enjoyed when we were kids, not so grown up, innocent. We talked about IPL, Elections and what not. But the real Interesting topic was "LOVE MARRIAGES" that have all happened in our Family. So here is the list of Love Marriages that have happened in our Family. All have been rather dramatic barring one. 1. The 1st Love Marriage to have happened was way back in 1960's. My dad's oldest Brother's (Bade Papa, as we call him) was a Love Marriage or Rather 1 sided Love affair which resulted in Marriage. Lets go back to 1960's. Bade Papa was studying in Kolkata(then Calcutta) and he lived in Ballyguange, the place where My bade mummy used to live. He was from Rajasthan and went

I ts Monday accompanied with Monday Blues. To begin with I hate Mondays but again I wuld have hated any other day which would have been there in place of it. Why can't there be just Sundays and Saturdays. Just lazying around whole day and Money on trees. Thats a dream and a weird dream too. I have lot to write about but am not feeling like to write. Had a terrible day with 3 meetings and a fight just now. well, its that point of my life when ive hit 25, i sulk, im not clueless about myself like i was in the teen days but definitely clueless of whats in store for my future.And you know, when u are the same age as i am.. the most talked about thing (the most dreaded one aswell ) is : When are you getting married? Phew, everytime , i hear it i get right into my defense shell.I am heavily armed, and weapons that loudly state : STAY AWAY! the most annoying are the relatives, they get hold of all these " RISHTAYS " and ( un ) suitable suitors, and ask me to make friends ..

Its 12 in the noon and I can hardly see my keyboard. Its so dark in here that too after all the windows of my office are open. Guess Will have to switch on some light. Anyways the weather outside is just superb. Its very dark and cloudy, cold breeze flowing, about to rain anytime Infact it has started raining and its raining like cats and dog. I can hear the loud sound of rain drops falling on the road and nearby houses. The thing I like about Rain is that it make the weather and the whole ambiance so romantic and serene and the thing I hate about rain is the condition of roads and pavements once it stops. I saw the first drops of water kissing mother Earth, I saw her open up her arms and embrace every drop with care and warmth.... Droplets turned into drizzle and soon the brown carpet turned red, As the ground soaked itself more and more with every minute that sizzled.... The trees shed away their weariness and cleansed themselves, In the purest form of water pouring right from the

Blogs do work..!!! After reading my Blog yesterday, I got a sms from Angel explaining why there are negative vibes between us, which leads to some heated arguments after which we decided to say adieu to each other. I was sad, but it was short-lived because the team I am supporting in IPL , Mumbai Indians rocked big time yesterday. For all those who think Sachin is a waste or whatever, better watch the innings which he played Yesterday against SRK's Knight Riders. Coming to SRK - I just hate him for no reason, or maybe I have few reasons like he is so proud of himself, so self centered, always makes mockery of straight things and bla bla and not to leave He appears to be in Love with KJo even more than his wife. Mumbai Indians won!!!! Yippie !!!! Coming Back to Angel, I smsed her in the morning with the usual Good Morning message, no reply and then yet again I msged her Good Morning and asked her something which she had updated on her orkut profile and this time there w

Someone Dared me to write 100 Truths about me, so Here I am doing it 1. Last beverage: Slice 2. Last phone call: Received-Garima!, Dialled- Tinu Bhaiya.  3. Last text message: Angel... to inform that none of her friends chatted wuth me. 4. Last song you listened to: Sahiba Sahiba from Har Dil Jo Pyaar Karega 5. Last time you cried: 3 Days backt... HAVE YOU EVER... 6. Dated someone twice: Hehe...NO! 7. Been cheated on? No 8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No... 9. Lost someone special? Yes 10. Been depressed? Yes. Many a times... 11. Been drunk and threw up? No LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS: 12.Sky Blue 13.Baby pink 14.Black HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: No 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, been a long time though I think... since I did that! 18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, for the better and for the worse... 19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes, some... 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Positive... Yes Few. Negative-plenty 21. Kis

Well I have woken to this thing called NANO a little late but I have tried to write a spoof on it. Hope you people appreciate it. Tata Motors reported that Jeetendra has booked number of Nanos in all the existing colors. Not because his political career never took off. But, because he is a ‘Himmatwala’, who wants to woo his muse of yesteryears Jaya Prada, whose political career is booming. She is the same Prada that Devil wears and Japanese Motor Giants named their SUV Prado after. They just wanted to sound macho, hence the ‘O’. Jeetendra took the car for a test ride and thought this was the ideal car, he was reported as singing his smash hit song, using the steering wheel as his most famous prop, ‘Dafali’ – Nano mein sapna, Sap(Na)No mein sajna…Well by applying basic mathematics theory, it can be deduced that Nano pe dil aa gaya. Ekta decides to make a black comedy Gujarati film on the hula boo over the car manufacturers bidding Tata to Kolkata and coming into Gujarat. She intends to

The following is specially to inform everybody about a law that entitles you to declare your unwillingness to support any candidate during the polls, if according to you there's no candidate who deserves to represent your constituency. Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote for anyone! Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O". Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they canno

I was wondering, what would attract people's attention more now? Would it be IPL or would it be Elections or the ongoing Economic Crisis along with Recession?? Personally I would be following all three. Reasons being : -  1. They say You are a True Indian Male only if you are a Die-Hard Cricket Fan and fortuantely I am one and also a Big Supporter of Mumbai Indians. I know that they dint even made it to the semi's in the 1st edition of IPL but still they are "The Team" to reckon with. Sachin "The God of Cricket" Tendulkar is fit and in form. And if He alone is not a good enough reason for opponents to fear, they have Zaheer - Arguably the best left arm seamer today, Bhajji - Spin WIzard, The New Kid on the Block - Duminy, The Old War Horse - Jayasurya, The Ever Reliable - Bravo, to name a few. 2. I would be casting my vote for the 1st time. We, the Youth make up a majority of one billion plus population, but how many of us  vote? We complain about bad roads,

The other day, I was talking to this friend, we veered off to discussing the Filmy Dialogues we have grown up listening to. Incidentally , me and her , both grew up during the era of movies when Madhuri Dixit was identified as the epitome of Feminine Elegance , and seven out of ten movies involved kids who watched their ‘ImaanDaar’ parents murdered from behind Huge Flower Pots and grew up to murder the killers after several years of scouting Bus Stops and Dance Bars for them . I mean , you get the idea of the era , yeah ? So , shuru karein bakar , lekar Kaamdev ka Naam ( Abbe ! Kaamdev is a type of Prabhu , maine internet par pada hai !) 1. “Main tumhare Bacche ki Ma Banne wali hoon” I first heard this statement during one of the movies , when I was six . I vaguely remember some demure Gaon Ki Gori saying this to Pran , who , obviously , had this roving eye and tried to grab anything which showed any movement. At that age , I had no idea what that meant , and I instinctively thought ,

************** See , I do not really care if anyone reads this.I have my fun writing.But still ,if you read my blog and do not comment ,this is not on.I am a vegetarian.I wont eat you unless I am real hungry.We can be friends and I can actually help you get a job some day.So do leave a comment ,just anything ,be it about your desire to kick me in the crotch real hard.Which anyways ,you cannot do online. ************** "Life is not a cartoon film abhinav! You have to learn to be serious. Grow Up !" -- Old chinese proverb.Recited to me by everybody around me. Huh ? serious ? I am serious.I am seriously serious.wait a minute.why do I be serious ? Looks like there should be shops selling the " british-stiff-upper-lip " all over the world from the backwaters of Kerela to the red waters of the Red sea.It would sure run up seriously roaring sales. Maybe the world thinks being serious is the same as being responsible.A guy who looks grimly stiff must be very particular abou

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