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Tag !!!

Getting bugged. So, taking up this tag from Someone’s blog, just for the heck of it.   Here goes: A - Available: For friends and relatives, YES. ALL THE TIME. FOR A NICE, CHATTY WALK OR A LATE-EVENING SNACK OR SOME SUCH FUN THING, YES!!!! - Age: 25, but probably less than 18 by heart! - Annoyance: insincerity - Animal: doggies!! B - Beer: Yes - Birthday/Birthplace: 3rd March/Guwahati - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes - Best feeling in the world: Knowing that someone loves you with everything in them. Nothing can beat that! - Blind or Deaf: Deaf - Best weather: Spring - Been in Love: Yes - Been on stage?: Yes.. - Believe in yourself?: Yes. - Believe in life on other planets: Not sure. Might be, might not be. - Believe in miracles: Yes. - Believe in Magic: Nope. Not the man-made kind. - Believe in God: Yes. Most of the times. C- Car: Anything comfy will do. Not a big car freak. - Candy: Yes! But like chocolate better! - Color: Black, White, Blue. - Cried in school: Yes. - Chocolate/Vanil...

Fart Must go on...

1... 2... 3.....And...go... Durrr..phurr...shhhh..fusssssssphuuuuu... phew !!!!!! yes pass... all the way polluting and passing unhealthy breeze..to be more precise "Chodo Gandi hawa ka zhoka" and your job done! Yes you all got it right... this art is called FARTtttttting....!!!!! arrre wait a part of job is left...now to have to be an actor...yes...an actor.. Farting also gives you golden oopurtunity to show you acting skills..Look all around..the sniffing world is watching you..but only what you have to do is..Have big lo expression on ur face and a question mark on ur forehead.... kisne kiya?? koun hai jalim?? Try to give most digusting look remember you are in acting competition with other victims.. and feel relax..who knows you are the real culprit.... "Farter ko pakadna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai " To make this moment more relieving,give a cunning smile no less than a devil from inside..hehehehuva.... And if you are the victim.. then..take my sympathies. B...

Love Marriages...

On 5th May, We had a great party at home to celebrate my sister's birthday. There were around 30 odd guests, all family members, actually the younger lot of our family. Bhaiya,Bhabhi,di, Jiju and their kids. It was fun, Family affairs are always fun. We chatted about old times - the way we enjoyed when we were kids, not so grown up, innocent. We talked about IPL, Elections and what not. But the real Interesting topic was "LOVE MARRIAGES" that have all happened in our Family. So here is the list of Love Marriages that have happened in our Family. All have been rather dramatic barring one. 1. The 1st Love Marriage to have happened was way back in 1960's. My dad's oldest Brother's (Bade Papa, as we call him) was a Love Marriage or Rather 1 sided Love affair which resulted in Marriage. Lets go back to 1960's. Bade Papa was studying in Kolkata(then Calcutta) and he lived in Ballyguange, the place where My bade mummy used to live. He was from Rajasthan and went ...

Irritated!!

I ts Monday accompanied with Monday Blues. To begin with I hate Mondays but again I wuld have hated any other day which would have been there in place of it. Why can't there be just Sundays and Saturdays. Just lazying around whole day and Money on trees. Thats a dream and a weird dream too. I have lot to write about but am not feeling like to write. Had a terrible day with 3 meetings and a fight just now. well, its that point of my life when ive hit 25, i sulk, im not clueless about myself like i was in the teen days but definitely clueless of whats in store for my future.And you know, when u are the same age as i am.. the most talked about thing (the most dreaded one aswell ) is : When are you getting married? Phew, everytime , i hear it i get right into my defense shell.I am heavily armed, and weapons that loudly state : STAY AWAY! the most annoying are the relatives, they get hold of all these " RISHTAYS " and ( un ) suitable suitors, and ask me to make friends .. ...

Rain Rain...

Its 12 in the noon and I can hardly see my keyboard. Its so dark in here that too after all the windows of my office are open. Guess Will have to switch on some light. Anyways the weather outside is just superb. Its very dark and cloudy, cold breeze flowing, about to rain anytime Infact it has started raining and its raining like cats and dog. I can hear the loud sound of rain drops falling on the road and nearby houses. The thing I like about Rain is that it make the weather and the whole ambiance so romantic and serene and the thing I hate about rain is the condition of roads and pavements once it stops. I saw the first drops of water kissing mother Earth, I saw her open up her arms and embrace every drop with care and warmth.... Droplets turned into drizzle and soon the brown carpet turned red, As the ground soaked itself more and more with every minute that sizzled.... The trees shed away their weariness and cleansed themselves, In the purest form of water pouring right from the ...