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Blogs do work..!!! After reading my Blog yesterday, I got a sms from Angel explaining why there are negative vibes between us, which leads to some heated arguments after which we decided to say adieu to each other. I was sad, but it was short-lived because the team I am supporting in IPL , Mumbai Indians rocked big time yesterday. For all those who think Sachin is a waste or whatever, better watch the innings which he played Yesterday against SRK's Knight Riders. Coming to SRK - I just hate him for no reason, or maybe I have few reasons like he is so proud of himself, so self centered, always makes mockery of straight things and bla bla and not to leave He appears to be in Love with KJo even more than his wife. Mumbai Indians won!!!! Yippie !!!! Coming Back to Angel, I smsed her in the morning with the usual Good Morning message, no reply and then yet again I msged her Good Morning and asked her something which she had updated on her orkut profile and this time there w...

Someone Dared me to write 100 Truths about me, so Here I am doing it 1. Last beverage: Slice 2. Last phone call: Received-Garima!, Dialled- Tinu Bhaiya.  3. Last text message: Angel... to inform that none of her friends chatted wuth me. 4. Last song you listened to: Sahiba Sahiba from Har Dil Jo Pyaar Karega 5. Last time you cried: 3 Days backt... HAVE YOU EVER... 6. Dated someone twice: Hehe...NO! 7. Been cheated on? No 8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No... 9. Lost someone special? Yes 10. Been depressed? Yes. Many a times... 11. Been drunk and threw up? No LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS: 12.Sky Blue 13.Baby pink 14.Black HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: No 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, been a long time though I think... since I did that! 18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, for the better and for the worse... 19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes, some... 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Positive... Yes Few. Negative-plenty 21. Kis...

Well I have woken to this thing called NANO a little late but I have tried to write a spoof on it. Hope you people appreciate it. Tata Motors reported that Jeetendra has booked number of Nanos in all the existing colors. Not because his political career never took off. But, because he is a ‘Himmatwala’, who wants to woo his muse of yesteryears Jaya Prada, whose political career is booming. She is the same Prada that Devil wears and Japanese Motor Giants named their SUV Prado after. They just wanted to sound macho, hence the ‘O’. Jeetendra took the car for a test ride and thought this was the ideal car, he was reported as singing his smash hit song, using the steering wheel as his most famous prop, ‘Dafali’ – Nano mein sapna, Sap(Na)No mein sajna…Well by applying basic mathematics theory, it can be deduced that Nano pe dil aa gaya. Ekta decides to make a black comedy Gujarati film on the hula boo over the car manufacturers bidding Tata to Kolkata and coming into Gujarat. She intends to ...

The following is specially to inform everybody about a law that entitles you to declare your unwillingness to support any candidate during the polls, if according to you there's no candidate who deserves to represent your constituency. Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote for anyone! Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O". Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they canno...

I was wondering, what would attract people's attention more now? Would it be IPL or would it be Elections or the ongoing Economic Crisis along with Recession?? Personally I would be following all three. Reasons being : -  1. They say You are a True Indian Male only if you are a Die-Hard Cricket Fan and fortuantely I am one and also a Big Supporter of Mumbai Indians. I know that they dint even made it to the semi's in the 1st edition of IPL but still they are "The Team" to reckon with. Sachin "The God of Cricket" Tendulkar is fit and in form. And if He alone is not a good enough reason for opponents to fear, they have Zaheer - Arguably the best left arm seamer today, Bhajji - Spin WIzard, The New Kid on the Block - Duminy, The Old War Horse - Jayasurya, The Ever Reliable - Bravo, to name a few. 2. I would be casting my vote for the 1st time. We, the Youth make up a majority of one billion plus population, but how many of us  vote? We complain about bad roads,...

The other day, I was talking to this friend, we veered off to discussing the Filmy Dialogues we have grown up listening to. Incidentally , me and her , both grew up during the era of movies when Madhuri Dixit was identified as the epitome of Feminine Elegance , and seven out of ten movies involved kids who watched their ‘ImaanDaar’ parents murdered from behind Huge Flower Pots and grew up to murder the killers after several years of scouting Bus Stops and Dance Bars for them . I mean , you get the idea of the era , yeah ? So , shuru karein bakar , lekar Kaamdev ka Naam ( Abbe ! Kaamdev is a type of Prabhu , maine internet par pada hai !) 1. “Main tumhare Bacche ki Ma Banne wali hoon” I first heard this statement during one of the movies , when I was six . I vaguely remember some demure Gaon Ki Gori saying this to Pran , who , obviously , had this roving eye and tried to grab anything which showed any movement. At that age , I had no idea what that meant , and I instinctively thought , ...

************** See , I do not really care if anyone reads this.I have my fun writing.But still ,if you read my blog and do not comment ,this is not on.I am a vegetarian.I wont eat you unless I am real hungry.We can be friends and I can actually help you get a job some day.So do leave a comment ,just anything ,be it about your desire to kick me in the crotch real hard.Which anyways ,you cannot do online. ************** "Life is not a cartoon film abhinav! You have to learn to be serious. Grow Up !" -- Old chinese proverb.Recited to me by everybody around me. Huh ? serious ? I am serious.I am seriously serious.wait a minute.why do I be serious ? Looks like there should be shops selling the " british-stiff-upper-lip " all over the world from the backwaters of Kerela to the red waters of the Red sea.It would sure run up seriously roaring sales. Maybe the world thinks being serious is the same as being responsible.A guy who looks grimly stiff must be very particular abou...

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