26 Letters and A Talkative Hand

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s When… 1) You know the words to ‘In-pin-safety-pin’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart 2) Cricket is almost a religion for you, and you idolize at least one of Rahul Dravid/Sachin Tendulkar/Saurav Ganguly 3) You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comics 4) You’ve watched Shaktimaan on TV at least once in your life. And you can immediately recognize the character when you see him. 5) You have some ‘NRI’ relatives. 6) You couldn’t wait for it to be December so you could have the Toblerone chocolates your NRI relatives brought you 7) You watched Cartoon Network, and then the late night movies on TNT that came after Cartoon Network ended. 8) You watched corny dubbed versions of Small Wonder, Silver Spoon, and I Dream of Jeanie 9) You were THRILLED when McDonald’s opened in your neighborhood (or even eight kilometers away) 10) A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat 11) You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke Hain Kaun at lea...

Statistics are interesting things. If we accept 99.9% accuracy as being ok then:- * 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. * 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year. * 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour. * 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year. * 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers. * Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every day. * 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled. * 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year. * 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips. * 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the year. * 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat. * 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly. * 3056 copies of tomorrow's The Times of India will be missing one of the sections

Interesting words and languages 1. The first word spoken on the moon was "okay". 2. Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the capital" in the Korean language. 3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 4. There are only four common words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. There's also annelidous, which you probably won't need - ever (unless you're a biologist (see comments). 5. The "you are here" arrow on maps is called an ideo locator. 6. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. 7. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe. 8. The symbol used in many URLs (Web addresses) is called a tilde. (~) 9. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 10. In English, "four" is the only digit that has the same number of letters as its...

Before - You take my breath away. After - You're suffocating me! Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month. Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before - Saturday Night Live. After - Sunday night football. Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a penny for every stupid thing he's done... Before - Don't Stop. After - Don't Start. Before - The Sound of Music. After - The Sound of Silence. Before - Is that all you are eating? After - Maybe you should just have a salad. Before - Game for a Laugh. After - The Weakest Link. Before - It's like living a dream. After - It's a nightmare. Before - Turbocharged. After - Needs a jump-start. Before - We agree on everything! After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own? Before - Victoria's Secret. After - Fruit of the Loom. Before - Feathers & handcuffs. After - Ball and chain. Before - Idol. After - Idl...

--Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and thin k of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress Rs.10000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If s...

Today i was feeling a bit unusual as i had an overdose of some serious impact of girls in my life...........i came up with a conclusion(its applies for me only, may be u all don't agree with this) that its a quite difficult to judge "girls"  One can never predict the various modes of behavior of girl................Whatever but i think this is true, as i have seen some of living female legends who made me to come up with this conclusion, so i would like to present before you people, wonderful incidents of one day today or tomorrow doesn't matter ...............................  You can never predict what she wants ??? Last night she sends you a sentimental SMS describing about the situation of herself like she is your girl and the next morning she comes to you and describe to you about the melancholy she is going through in the absence of her "EX"..........[EXISTING] :D, but you must never tell her whats cooking inside you as a aftermath of the sentimental S...

1... 2... 3.....And...go... Durrr..phurr...shhhh..fusssssssphuuuuu... phew !!!!!! yes pass... all the way polluting and passing unhealthy breeze..to be more precise "Chodo Gandi hawa ka zhoka" and your job done! Yes you all got it right... this art is called FARTtttttting....!!!!! arrre wait a part of job is left...now to have to be an actor...yes...an actor.. Farting also gives you golden oopurtunity to show you acting skills..Look all around..the sniffing world is watching you..but only what you have to do is..Have big lo expression on ur face and a question mark on ur forehead.... kisne kiya?? koun hai jalim?? Try to give most digusting look remember you are in acting competition with other victims.. and feel relax..who knows you are the real culprit.... "Farter ko pakadna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai " To make this moment more relieving,give a cunning smile no less than a devil from inside..hehehehuva.... And if you are the victim.. then..take my sympathies. B...

Well I have woken to this thing called NANO a little late but I have tried to write a spoof on it. Hope you people appreciate it. Tata Motors reported that Jeetendra has booked number of Nanos in all the existing colors. Not because his political career never took off. But, because he is a ‘Himmatwala’, who wants to woo his muse of yesteryears Jaya Prada, whose political career is booming. She is the same Prada that Devil wears and Japanese Motor Giants named their SUV Prado after. They just wanted to sound macho, hence the ‘O’. Jeetendra took the car for a test ride and thought this was the ideal car, he was reported as singing his smash hit song, using the steering wheel as his most famous prop, ‘Dafali’ – Nano mein sapna, Sap(Na)No mein sajna…Well by applying basic mathematics theory, it can be deduced that Nano pe dil aa gaya. Ekta decides to make a black comedy Gujarati film on the hula boo over the car manufacturers bidding Tata to Kolkata and coming into Gujarat. She intends to ...